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Stuff.
It's all around us.
Just look around.
It's there.
I like to think myself a connoisseur on all things neat and
interesting. Weird and curious is welcome too.
So if you have something you think might belong
in the bin, drop me a note.
I am looking for cat pictures. Your cat. Do you have a cat?
Dogs will do too. Or any animal you take care of.
How about we make a
PET
section.
*nod me*
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Commentary February '04
Samantha rocks.
I have a number on things to comment on.
1. Physical Education......
......is a waste of my time.
When it comes down to it, I don't walk to class
thinking, "Wow. I'm so glad I get to have some
ignorant girl who's ironed her hair to death yell at
me to "HIT THE BALL" because gee, I normally forget
that I'm supposed to HIT the ball in a game of
softball! I never knew what those silly bats were
for!" I mean, please, come on people, I fucking know
that you kick the ball in soccer, hit the ball with
the bat in softball, and like bump it or some other
shit in volleyball. But guess what, this is phys ed
class, and none of you are pros, and none of you will
be pros, cause you suck as much as I do. You're just
more obnoxious!
2. Highschool Whispers
"She's gay." Why the fuck do you care if someone's
gay? She's not hitting on you, is she?
"Her shoes are ugly." You just wasted breath
commenting on someone else's shoes. Do you honestly
care that her shoes are ugly or are you just trying to
distract me from the piece of shit heels you're
wearing?
"Ew. He's ugly." I don't see you with anyone else.
"She's so weird." So? You fucking bore me.
3. The Del Monster
No. Not Dell. Del.
I used to have a friend named Del, and perhaps she
still considers herself a friend of mine, but after
the six phone-calls a day, the flattering compliments,
and the "There's no other bed in the house"- I stopped
conversing with the poor child.
It's shame, too, because I still don't know if she
wanted my body, or was more into my personality. Damn.
4. Collin
Collin is cool, and if you don't like Collin, well
you're weird, gay, AND you have ugly shoes.
5. "Is that pronounced Ti-joo-wanna?"
"No. It's Tee-uh-waana."
Anyone who qualifies as a teacher should know that,
you creepy teacher, so stop staring at my chest, stop
telling me you were once "good-looking" and piss off.
Comments? Bleh. E-mail maeve44us@yahoo.com.
I promise the next commentary will be a more
concentrated one.
Visogaro,
Sammooglian.
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