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sds[0]="I was laughing so hard at 'Team America:World Police' I actually started balling my eyes out. Tears were streaming down my face. It was fantastic! Funniest movie I've seen in a LONG time. Hewwo!
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sds[1]="Don't ever plan a wedding if you don't want stress. My biggest advice: go to an island or elope. To read more of my wedding advice, click here.
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sds[2]="Ellis Peters has a series of novels featuring a character named Brother Cadfael. They are wonderful mystery novels!
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sds[3]="Please click on the banners to help out my site if you visit occasionally. I love you!
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sds[4]="Nothing beats dancing to good ole '80s music.
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sds[5]="I'm learning how to knit, but I'm pretty bad at it. I think it's because I'm left handed. It's a right handed world. You rightys are gonna be the death of me!
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sds[6]="If you live in Toronto, I want to be in your band. I can sing, play guitar and bass. Plus I have my own shitty equipment. We'll be stars!
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sds[7]="Be careful what you live for.
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sds[8]="'I won't not use negatives.'
- Bart Simpson
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sds[9]="'I don't do business with dames.'
- a male character from a 50's Suspense radio show, 'Death Pitch'
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sds[10]="'My life is an open book. With illustrations.'
- Hugh Hefner
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sds[11]="'No self respecting person would accept it without doing a little work for it.'
- regarding money, from a Suspense radio play called 'My Dear Niece', 1946
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sds[12]="'How do you keep women out of power? Keep us in front of the mirror. It's like women have been given a little country called our bodies, which we get to tyrannize while men get all of the world.'
- Eve Ensler (if you're a woman and don't know who she is... shame!)
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sds[13]="'Can you imagine the energy that could be unleashed if women stopped obsessing about their bodies?'
- Eve Ensler (if you're a woman and don't know who she is... shame!)
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sds[14]="I love DevotedBee.com!
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sds[15]="'I found a plug-in for ya... it's called practice!'
- my cousin Jay
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sds[16]="'I feel like a million tonight... but one at a time.'
- Mae West";
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