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sds[0]="That blonde guy Wade from the movie 'You Got Served' should be shot. Not killed, just in the leg or something. He's so annoying!!
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sds[1]="Home is where you can say anything you like 'cause nobody listens to you anyway.
- The Javascript site where I got this script from.
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sds[2]="I live in my own little world, but it's ok, they know me here.
- The Javascript site where I got this script from.
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sds[3]=":-O
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sds[4]="You're The Man Now Dog!
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sds[5]="I don't have a big ego, I'm way too cool for that.
- The Javascript site where I got this script from.
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sds[6]="So much of my childhood was spent wishing and imagining.
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sds[7]="School of Rock was a great movie! Better than Con Air.
Then again... anything is better than Con Air.
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sds[8]="DreamCatcher's series of Nancy Drew computer puzzle games are the shit. They are hell addictive, if only slightly geeky. But since when did I care about that, eh. YEAH!
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sds[9]="I don't approve of political jokes... I've seen too many of them get elected.
- The Javascript site where I got this script from.
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sds[10]="...
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sds[11]="Things That Annoy Me:
- Waiting.
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sds[12]="No cake for the impurer!
- Moses, South Park
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sds[13]="I desire... I desire... macaroni pictures. I desire... popcorn necklaces.
- Moses, South Park
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sds[14]="100 years we'll all be dead. The stars will still be shining.
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sds[15]="Marriage is like putting money in the bank. You put it in, take it out, and lose interest.
- A saucy old fellow from 'Unforgettable: 100 Years Remembered' (TV special).
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sds[16]="When my boyfriend gets off the phone from ordering sushi and says 'I don't know what the fuck she said', I wonder if the lady on the other end is saying the same thing.
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sds[17]="Light your fire: do you think I dread it as much as the life of a rat in a hole?
- Act VI, Saint Joan, George Bernard Shaw
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sds[18]="Chii Motosuwa says:
*dies horribly(
Chii Motosuwa says:
yes i died in a ... open parenthesis
rocket girl says:
*laughs*
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sds[19]="My cats are named Soafie and Meelo. Meow.
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sds[20]="rocket girl says:
its all about who you know
ZED..What is this!?...A center for ants? says:
I'm gonna sleep my way to the top
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sds[21]="Sam's All-Out Textual Soiree
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sds[22]="Worst Pick-Up Lines
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sds[23]="Dirt McGirt with gold shimmer!
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sds[24]="Yahoo Music Streaming
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sds[25]="Lanciuss thinks aloud: No thanks Credim, found a good cave to hide from all the jealous old men and sheep lovers (sorry Dret)
Evanix thinks aloud: Don\'t chastize the man for contraception, he was going to use sheeps gut anyhow, just didn\'t bother to take it out of the packaging.
You think aloud: yuck
Henna thinks aloud: *blinks*
Lanciuss thinks aloud: *falls over*
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sds[26]="A Jewish kid asks his dad for $20. His father says '... 10 bucks? What do you need 5 bucks for?' lol
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sds[27]="Everyone MUST see Lost In Translation.
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sds[28]="Things That Annoy Me:
- When I ask for a tissue and I'm given two.
Two too much.
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sds[29]="Things That Annoy Me:
- People standing over me in a restaurant when I'm trying to eat.
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sds[30]="Things That Annoy Me:
- Trying to shit in a public washroom and there is a lady there doing make-up for like a half hour while my ass falls asleep.
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sds[31]="Things That Annoy Me:
- People who don't help themselves then complain continuously that their life is shit.
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sds[32]="Things That Annoy Me:
- People who smoke while they walk. I don't want to walk behind you with your toxins blowing in my face. (stole this one)
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sds[33]="Things That Annoy Me:
- People who don't hit the clear button when they take something out of the microwave early.
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sds[34]="Things That Annoy Me:
- Not having enough money for things, when I work hard at my job.
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sds[35]="'You forgot Poland'
- George W. Bush
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sds[36]="'Need some wood?'
- George W. Bush
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