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sds[0]="I keep eating these chicken caesar salads from the Peter Street Deli by my work. Why? Why do I do this? It's not even a deli and I have serious suspicions about the 'chicken'. Everything is deep fried and it all smells the same. Hot and sour soup? Smells like feet. Garden salad? Deep fried and smells like feet. And I always tip. I don't tip often, but always there. Why! On the good side, I do like their booths. They are good for reading. And at least their washroom is clean.
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sds[1]="Australian cuisine scares me.
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sds[2]="I have recently read the Dalemark Quartet series written by Diana Wynne Jones. She is my most favorite author. =)
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sds[3]="[Success: 19, Roll: 97] You step forward, grasping your iron axe in one hand tightly and lifting it above your head, before striking downwards in a powerful blow aimed at a thug! Critical Hit! A thug teeters from a solid strike to his forehead.
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sds[4]="'Her mouth opened and shut like a beautiful blonde fish.'
- End of the String (Suspense starring Stacy Harris)
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sds[5]="(About New Years Eve 2003)
M e l a t o n i n says:
going out tonight?
rocket girl says:
nah
rocket girl says:
you?
M e l a t o n i n says:
nope.. been out for a little drink (singular)
staying in now
rocket girl says:
awh
rocket girl says:
no company?
M e l a t o n i n says:
no
M e l a t o n i n says:
but then, who needs people when you got stuff
rocket girl says:
ROFL
rocket girl says:
True
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sds[6]="I once said...
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sds[7]="c1h8e2shire:
Im carefree
c1h8e2shire:
just like the gum
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sds[8]="I am a nobody, nobody is perfect, therefore I am perfect.
- The Javascript site where I got this script from.
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sds[9]="Laci Peterson - Posted Friday, April 18, 2003 - 9:20 PM EDT by Klopinator
Does anyone care about this bitch anyway? How many people died in Iraq this month, and Laci Peterson is on top of the headlines! Fuck her!
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sds[10]="There was a math puzzle here, but I got sick of looking at it. :-/
Freaking math!
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sds[11]="Ever notice that people who spend money on beer, cigarettes, and lottery tickets are always complaining about being broke and not feeling well?
- The Javascript site where I got this script from.
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sds[12]="Kalis thinks aloud: kidnapping just leads to jail, not much of a workout in jail.
Manbear thinks aloud: *cough* no comment.
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sds[13]="Yakkee thinks aloud: Melo, you mind if I name a dog after you?
Melo thinks aloud: you mind if your name reminds me of puking?
Yakkee thinks aloud: no not really.
Melo thinks aloud: well i mind
You think aloud: thats hilarious.
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sds[14]="I joined the gym by my work. All and all it was a good move, but I'm feeling muscles that I didn't know I had. Pilates so far is my favourite. After just one class I felt a difference. I highly recommend it.
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sds[15]="I hate how Dictionary.com has a pop up once you hit 'Look it up'. To avoid this I use Mozilla's Firebird (or FireFox) to block the pops I come across. Get it!
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