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Stuff.
It's all around us.
Just look around.
It's there.
I like to think myself a connoisseur on all things neat and
interesting. Weird and curious is welcome too.
So if you have something you think might belong
in the bin, drop me a note.
I am looking for cat pictures. Your cat. Do you have a cat?
Dogs will do too. Or any animal you take care of.
How about we make a
PET
section.
*nod me*
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Homage to 2004
2004 2004 2004 2004 2004
2004 came and went rather quickly for me. Seems the years pass by quicker than you can say fo' shizzle my nizzle... Or not.
Below are some lists for the year 2004 that I thought I should draft up for the sake of having a year end list. Hell, everyone else is doing it and making money off it! Now send me money!
Most Annoying People of 2004
1) Ashlee Simpson (especially) & her perv father. I feel sorry for her honestly. The poor child had no chance.
2) A & R people that keep signing these terrible 'new punk' bands.
3) Actor babies and their clueless mothers, Julia Roberts and Gwyneth Paltrow.
4) Usher - He is SO homosexually gay and that 'Yeah' song gets under my skin.
5) Britney Spears - Did nothing of value yet she was on every magazine cover. B.o.r.i.n.g.
6) Paris Hilton - Because she's everywhere and does absolutely nothing. She's like a human mannequin. The IQ of one as well.
7) Hilary Duff - She's a pre-teen sensation but can't act/sing and fucks a loser from Good Charlotte even though they deny it. My sources know otherwise!
8) Desperate Housewives - How is this show popular? It's so mind bogglingly bad that it should be a daytime soap, not a primetime hit.
9) Home Delivery - Seriously, was this show made for absolute retards or what? Repetition doesn't put your point across, it just wastes people's time. I'll never get that hour back. Worst. Show. Ever.
10) George W. Bush - How did he get back into office? Was the American South asleep or spoon fed lies for the last 4 years? I'll guess it's a mixture of both. I've never felt as uncomfortable as I do when I watch him speak on television. It took a while for me to realise he really believes what he says, and it's not always a show. He really is that transparent. Obviously a lot of American's need their eyes fixed and their intuition tuned up.
Best People of 2004
1) Dave Chapelle - His show is the funniest shit on television.
2) Team America and the entire South Park crew - I want to meet these people so badly. I can't imagine what it's like in the studios with these guys. I'd get a hernia from laughing. (I don't know if you can actually get a hernia from laughing but it sounded good.)
3) Hip Hop - For continuing to keep music interesting. If it weren't for you we'd all be stuck with Hoobistank or whatever the fuck they're called.
4) Oprah Winfrey - She's an altruist, a giver. And she appears to be a genuinely lovely individual.
5) Ol' Dirty Bastard - R.I.P. Big Baby Jesus! You were a fucking genius! I'll miss you!
6) Lindsey Lohan - Her movies rock and she just looks really fun to be around. I'd love to party with her in New York.
7) Jojo - Coolest (and youngest) pop singer out there right now. This chick is real. I saw her in a Much Music interview and have respected her ever since. Plus she refers to herself in the third person sometimes, so cute!
8) Orlando Bloom and Johnny Depp - Just for looking so good and agreeing to do a sequel to Pirates of the Caribbean.
9) The people who continue to refine Ibuprofen and other spectacular pain killers. You make being a woman easier.
10) Will & Grace - Thanks for another great season!
Worst Lines of 2004
1) I'm Rick James Bitch! (Was funny when Dave did it, not you.)
2) That's hot.
3) Fo' shizzle my nizzle.
4) You got served!
5) Hoookaaaay!! (But I don't mind Wwhhhhaaatt??!?! by Lil Jon)
Bonus props to my parents for doing so much for me and my husband this year, and to all the people that give to charities around the world, keeping this world a good place to live in.
=)
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