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Stuff.
It's all around us.
Just look around.
It's there.

I like to think myself a connoisseur on all things neat and interesting. Weird and curious is welcome too.

So if you have something you think might belong in the bin, drop me a note.


I am looking for cat pictures. Your cat. Do you have a cat? Dogs will do too. Or any animal you take care of. How about we make a PET section.
*nod me*




Downloads:

MSN 6

Messenger Plus!
NOTE: Custom install to avoid adware

Ad-Aware SE Personal Edition 1.04

Kazaa Lite ++

Trillian

SnadBoy's
Password Revealer



Welcome to my not so humble abode!

Some of you might know me from my Collin 'animations'. For your convenience, they are also posted here to remind you what a pathetic and lazy Flash wannabee I am. Yay for you. Click here to gouge out your eyes.

Stuff that is probably old by now:
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- Poor Camilla
- Turbo Charged Motocycle - Just might work...
- How To Not Get Your Ass Kicked - A really funny Chris Rock skit.
- A Full Deck - That's all it takes ladies.
- A Northern Ontario Street Gang - Guns not needed.
- Attention Enron Ladies - Very important notice.
- We've all been there
- Funny, But Not. - I wouldn't put it past him.
- So Bloody True - You can tell this was totally unintentional.
- Esthetics - Whoever thought of this is one clever bugger
- Canada Strikes Back - Oldie but goodie
- Critical Canadian Situation - I like this one
- How men screw up romance - 2.13 MB commercial, quite funny
- Mini Kiss - \m/ ( . Y . ) \m/
- Typical Male - Hamlet cigar commercial
- Just YUM - if you're a girl or a gay guy... lol
- Stupid girl - but Benny Hill was brilliant!
- Worth 1000 words
- Newfoundland Christmas Tree
- For all graphic artists
- United States of Canada - You wish.
- 2004's Scariest Halloween Costumes - Priceless.
- Bush Laden - Quite convincing!
- You Forgot Poland! - Famous last words (or not)
- Brain Dish - TERMINATOR!
- Chat Rooms - Never gets old.
- Ain't it the truth! - Flash movie (slow to load)
- Awwwh
- For some reason I really like this photo - from jabronijustin.net
- For all potential old men ...and hungry dogs.
- Alucard - Hellsing needs to make a new season.
- Would you use it? - 1 - I would.
- Would you use it? - 2 ;-)
- Bush VS. Kerry
- Ghost in the Shell torrents (Scroll down to the bottom)
- Windows - I always think the XP symbol is an inherent joke.
- Amazing pictures from space
- What would Freud say about plush?
- The REAL Bush
- Feed Me!
- CyberCones!
- I would so do this.
- Tokyo Waterpark
- Can't have it all!
- A personal favourite
- So old, but whatever
- *thwap*
- Mr.Geography
- Poor Nigel
- having second thoughts about the purchase of his magic carpet
- Baited
- Oops.
- I love you - Drew
- Waterfall - Chad Walker
- maybe it was never here - Sam Brown
- Magic trick gone horribly wrong
- 10 types of people - Drew
- Illumination - Morgan Weistling
- Kids Today!
- ROFL
- Ribless, but I still love her
- David Wyatt wallpaper - He updates these regularly!


The toolbar at the top has the three sections for the site:
Stuff, Crap and Etc.


Recent Updates:
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October 7th, 2005 - Going to do a bunch of new updates at the top, some are kinda old that I never got around to putting up earlier this year.


January 13th, 2005 - I feel really bad that Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston couldn't work out their problems. They seemed like such a perfect couple. She'll regret the split a few years from now! That boy is pure white fire.

Anyways, enough of my celebrity jargon... you know... I should make a celebrity page. I'll do just that. Give me some time.

Now for the real purpose of my update, I've made a page of my potential accomplishments - whether feasible or not it's good to write them down so you gain some perspective. I'll probably add more as the months go on.

January 2nd, 2005 - Yay! Well a new year and a bunch of new updates to go along with it. First, I've added in a music section so that you can hear my crappy tunes. Second, I've updated the nav bar so that you can come back to this home page. In case you didn't know before, you can always click on the STUFF logo and it will bring you back to this index page.

Anyways, have a great year all and I hope to really expand this website during 2005! So keep visiting! =)


December 31st, 2004 - I wrote up a quick Homage to 2004 since today is New Year's Eve. Happy New Year's everyone! =)


December 29th, 2004 - I hope everyone's new year is healthy and prosperous. My thoughts go out to the families affected by the tsunami disaster. Please take care of each other out there.

Some small updates... added in an e-mail forward I got that I liked. So true.


December 16th, 2004 - On a completely different tip than a few days ago, I've posted up my Ode to Hugh Hefner. I've also updated my rotating quotes (called The Bin) so that they revolve more smoothly and don't repeat twice on the same page. Finally!


December 12th, 2004 - I've put up some realistic wedding advice for those who are into that sort of thing.


December 4th, 2004 - Hello, hello, hello... I've created a new section for my artwork, aptly called the Art Gallery. In addition, I've justified most of the text on the site. Hope it's not too hard to read. I've also updated MAT from Ajax's writing area. I really wish I could get more from him. There's a few more stories to go in which I will do at a later date. The drunk section was updated too.

Happy Holidays to everyone!


November 4th, 2004 - Well it looks like it's going to be another 4 years of top notch SNL and MAD TV presidental skits! And I'm not even American! I get to watch like a brooding third party from the Great White North. ;)

Anyhow, a slew of updates coming today, including a new downloads page.


October 26th, 2004 - Heya, some new updates are up. "Drunk" under the "Crap" section is pretty amusing. =)


October 11th, 2004 - Happy Thanksgiving, to all my fellow Canadians! =)

With a day off from work I was able to do some minor updates. Some new links up as well in the Etc. section. I've added in a Music/OldTime area. If you've got any links you would like me to add in, please email!


September 15th, 2004 - OKAY I'M BACK!
Yay, I'm back from getting married and our honeymoon in Cuba (which got cut short because of a government issue for all Canadians to return to Canada before it hit) but at least I got a tan and am rested. =)

I have a slew of updates to do, which I shall start now, so why don't you just peruse the site and check out all the new goodies!


August 29th, 2004 - OMG I have SO many updates to do!!
I get married on Friday, then I go on my Honeymoon, so I'm aiming to get all of them done by the end of October. Good ole Halloween is coming up, do you have your costume yet?! =)


May 3rd, 2004 - Okay, I've really slacked off with updates, but that doesn't mean I have forgotten about this site! I actually have stuff I need to put up but struggling to find the time as I'm in the midst of planning my wedding. For now, I've put an update in the Pets section of Elijah and Tron, as well as added a few short stories. I actually have quite a few dreams to add to my Dream Diary as well, but they are rather long and I keep procrastinating when it comes to typing them out. I usually just jot them down in a scrapbook I keep by my bed. Anyhow, take care muffins. I'll see you soon. *mwua*


February 12th, 2004 - Sam's section has been updated with her Commentary pages for February as well as her Ask Sam feature. =)


February 2nd, 2004 - A new section devoted to my friend Samantha has opened up. She controls whatever gets shown there, so I imagine she'll go nuts. She freaks out a lot. =P


January 18th, 2004 - When I first created this site, I was writing things straight on the server. Big mistake. Huge. Because this site was once twice as big as it is now, and of course the server crashed and had to be formatted, and I lost everything. It took me many months to get the stamina to start working on it again. I was pissed. So here I am, a new year, and have decided it's high time I began taking care of the vision I once had.

In the coming moons, I shall try my best to share all the stuff that comes though my life that I think others might get a kick out of. I do hope you enjoy.

There is lots more to come. =)


Thanks for visiting!



Some of this site contains the font Lucida Console.
If you do not have this on your computer, download the font here (for Windows).

© 2003-2005 All original writing, artwork and music is copyright to this site and the webmaster, j.f.m. aka spi.
There are several things on this site given to me by friends and family.
If there's something on here that is yours, I have no problem taking it off, just email me.


This site was created and is maintained by Me. If you have an issue or see any dead links, please email.